that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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