using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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