Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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