She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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