It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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