How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
That was an excessively violent trivia night
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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