Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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