Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
you never un-have a 4some
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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