if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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