If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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