I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
the raccoons are back...
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