I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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