i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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