Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I am available for nakedness
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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