toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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