you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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