We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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