we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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