I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Found the puke drawer
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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