playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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