white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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