He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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