Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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