how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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