Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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