Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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