JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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