"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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