What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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