Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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