So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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