she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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