Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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