I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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