Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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