please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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