windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Shame - the story of my life.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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