it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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