Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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