White coat. Heels.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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