dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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