So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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