You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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