More tranny stories later!
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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