at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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