she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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