I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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