what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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