Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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