She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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