i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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