I didn't shave. On purpose
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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