My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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