But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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