Dual....:-)
I CAN MOONWALK!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do vagina's smell?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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