I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just forgot I was standing up.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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